I don’t know if your mind will turn to mush after watching this or you will have abs of steel. The Complete Seventh Season has over nine hours of stuff to watch. You will see the entirety of SpongeBob’s modeling career as well as the public television career of Squidward’s, a whodunit, a song you cannot get out of your head no matter how hard you try, and a love story that is totally slimy. How could you resist?
Episode 1: Tentacle-Vision: Squidward gets his own public-access TV show.
Episode 2: I Heart Dancing: SpongeBob has an important dance audition coming up and Squidward is trying his best to sabotage it.
Episode 3: Growth Spout: Mr. Krabs is not sure he can afford Pearl’s growth spurt.
Episode 4: Stuck in the Wringer: After getting out of the shower and going about drying himself, SpongeBob gets stuck in the wringer.
Episode 5: Someone’s in the Kitchen With Sandy: Plankton disguises himself as Sandy in order to try and get his hands on the Krabby Patty formula.
Episode 6: The Inside Job: Somehow Plankton works his way into SpongeBob’s head in another attempt to the Krabby Patty formula.
Episode 7: Greasy Buffoons: Plankton and Mr. Krabs both go overboard trying to exploit everyone’s love of greasy food.
Episode 8: Model Sponge: SpongeBob starts as new career modeling as a kitchen sponge.
Episode 9: Keep Bikini Bottom: SpongeBob helps Squidward clean up Bikini Bottom.
Episode 10: A Pal for Gary: SpongeBob buys Gary a pet that ends up terrorizing him.
Episode 11: Yours, Mine and Mine: SpongeBob and Patrick are supposed to be sharing a toy. The key word is “supposed”.
Episode 12: Kracked Krabs: Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob attend the cheapest crab convention.
Episode 13: The Curse of Bikini Bottom: The Flying Dutchman turns SpongeBob and Patrick into ghosts when they disrupt his sleep.
Episode 14: Squidward in Clarinetland: Squidward and SpongeBob have to share a locker.
Episode 15: SpongeBob’s Last Stand: SpongeBob and Patrick are going to do what it takes to stop the construction of a highway that would destroy Jellyfish Fields.
Episode 16: Back to the Past: SpongeBob and Patrick cannot resist when Mermaidman and Barnacleboy show them their Locker of Memories and tell them not to touch.
Episode 17: The Bad Guy Club for Villains: The Dirty Bubble, Man Ray, The Atomic Flounder, and The Sinister Slug are heading for Bikini Bottom.
Episode 18: A Day Without Tears: Squidward bets SpongeBob that he cannot go a day without crying.
Episode 19: Summer Job: Someone has to train Mrs. Puff as she is going to work through her summer vacation at the Krusty Krab.
Episode 20: One Coarse Meal: Plankton is afraid of whales and Mr. Krabs finds out.
Episode 21: Gary in Love: A snail named Mary captures the heart of Gary.
Episode 22: The Play’s the Thing: Mr. Krabs decides to do dinner theatre at the Krusty Krab.
Episode 23: Rodeo Daze: To see Sandy participate in a rodeo the entire gang travels to Texas.
Episode 24: Gramma’s Secret Recipe: In order to try and steal the Krabby Patty recipe Plankton disguises himself as SpongeBob’s grandmother.
Episode 25: The Cent of Money: Mr. Krabs starts exploiting Gary’s ability to find all kinds of spare change.
Episode 26: Legends of Bikini Bottom: The Monster who Came to Bikini Bottom: The monsters that invade Bikini Bottom seem to have things in common with Patrick.
Episode 27: Welcome to The Bikini Bottom Triangle: SpongeBob and his pals look for an escape from the Bikini Bottom Triangle.
Episode 28: The Curse of the Hex: The Krusty Krab is hexed by an evil old hag.
Episode 29: The Main Drain: SpongeBob and Patrick are on the hunt for the drain that almost destroyed Bikini Bottom.
Episode 30: Trenchbillies: A gang of inbred hillbillies hold SpongeBob and Patrick prisoner.
Episode 31: Sponge-Cano: After a volcano erupts spewing forth an ancient warrior who tells everyone that the only way to stop it is a sacrifice.
Episode 32: The Great Patty Caper: SpongeBob, Patrick and Plankton are all riding on the same training trying to locate the latest hiding place of the Krabby Patty recipe.
Episode 33: That Sinking Feeling: SpongeBob and Patrick are building a tunnel between their two houses but a problem arises of another house being in between.
Episode 34: Karate Star: Patrick is learning karate.
Episode 35: Buried in Time: SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward are locked inside a time capsule.
Episode 36: Enchanted Tiki Dreams: Just for Squidward, SpongeBob and Patrick build a dream world.
Episode 37: The Abrasive Side: Gary gets a special product for SpongeBob to help him say “no”.
Episode 38: Earworm: SpongeBob has a song stuck in his head.
Episode 39: Hide and Then What Happens?: SpongeBob searches the world over for Patrick during an extreme game of hide’n’seek.
Episode 40: Shellback Shenanigans: This time Plankton disguises himself as Gary in order to get his hands on the Krabby Patty formula.
Episode 41: The Masterpiece: Mr. Krabs hires Squidward to make a even bigger statue of himself than the one in from of the Sea Chicken Shack.
Episode 42: Whelk Attack: Bikini Bottom is being terrorized by sea whelks.
Episode 43: You Don’t Know Sponge: SpongeBob and Patrick both take a friendship test.
Episode 44: Tunnel of Glove: Pearl sits beside SpongeBob in the Tunnel of Glove.
Episode 45: Krusty Dogs: There is a hot new item on the Krusty Krab menu.
Episode 46: The Wreck of the Mauna Loa: SpongeBob and Patrick come across the remains of the lost ship, the Mauna Loa.
Episode 47: New Fish in Town: Has Squidward finally found a friend in Bikini Bottom.
Episode 48: Love That Squid: Squidward is helped by SpongeBob to get ready for a date.
Episode 49: Big Sister Sam: Patrick’s big sister comes for a visit and everyone cannot wait until she leaves.
Episode 50: Perfect Chemistry: Sandy and Plankton bond over their common love of science.
Special Features: Animated Shorts From: “Back to the Past”, “SpongeBob’s Last Stand”, “Legends of Bikini Bottom”, “The Great Patty Caper”